So I’m just a little girl with two hearts travelin’ around in a police box somewhere in the near galaxy. Just a wayward son crawling down the highway in 1967 Chevy Impala blasting Pink Floyd jams. - I've mastered the science of deduction. - I sometimes dress like a hipster but don't take it personally. – I! Frequently! Panic! At! Discos! Also! I! Like! Punctuation! – I may or may not be Freddie Mercury and David Bowie’s bug-eyed love child. -A wand chose me at Ollivander's. -My friends often call me "Lemur." So go for it, hotshots. – The end is nigh, start listening to Walter Kovacs. – Batman is my main man. – Robert Smith and Adam Ant make my heart burn. – I drink too much tea and too much diet soda and wear too much red lipstick and rip my tights too often. - I'm like a bullet through a flock of doves. – I’m just a sweet transvestite. – No, wait, I’m a Sith Lord. - Oh, and I really like cats. - The point is, let’s be friends. Use the drop down below to ask questions.
IF YOU DARE. (No, really, please do. That was just for dramatic effect.)